St. Expedite Prayer Generator, Reader & Sender
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Initial Offerings
(Select one or more)
Candle
Glass of Water
Altar
Image
Flowers
Pound Cake
Coins / Money
Reward Promises
(Select one or more)
Public Acknowledgment
Charity Donation
Candle
Pound Cake
Flowers
Statue / Image Placement
Ongoing Devotion
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Read Prayer Aloud During Submission:
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Until I Click Stop
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